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Snarky Tea

Drink Your Feelings Tea

$ 15.00 USD

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Tea Lovers with a sense of sass these are for you!  Snarky Teas are made with the finest leaves.  Each Blend is meticulously created to match their name,  AND taste amazing!  Rest assured, this is the best tea you'll ever have.  Drink them yourself or send them as a gift.

For your convenience, each serving is kept in individual sachets.  No messing around with leaves!  Snarky Teas are FDA registered as a recognized leader in the evolving specialty tea industry.  They are focused on environmental conditions where tea leaves are grown.  Leaves imported from China and Blended right here in the U.S.A.

CALM THE F*CK DOWNPicture yourself escaping to a remote island with Francisco the pool boy while sipping this delightful coconut, Caribbean fruit rooibos Caffeine Level - .5

FIERCE B*TCH - Our distinctive rosy black tea can help repair cellular damage and protect the body against serious illnesses . Can you say "win-win"? Caffeine Level - 5

GET YOUR A** IN BED - Stop stalking your ex on social media and get your beauty rest with this chamomile, lemongrass, lavender herbal tea. Caffeine Level - .5

GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER - So you took a ride on the "Hot Mess Express" last night... no biggie. This lemongrass and ginger snap green tea will help ease your hangover so you can focus on issuing apologies. Caffeine Level - 5

NAMASTE MOTHERF*CKER - If you're obsessed with yoga pants but the words "warrior pose" mean absolutely nothing to you - this raspberry orange green tea is the blend for you! #SpandexAndNetflix Caffeine Level - 2.5

WAKE THE F*CK UP - This powerful blend contains Yerba Mate - a natural stimulant with 24 vitamins and minerals, 15 amino acids and antioxidants. Invigorate, focus and kick some a**! Caffeine Level - 5